Post-apocalyptic vampires

They rushed down, closing the trapdoor behind them. They took shelter in an abandoned basement.

- The one thing that has really surprised me it's that I have remained heterosexual over the years. - said the vampire, crossing his legs and sipping the last blood of his cup.

- I couldn't say the same. - his friend said, filling her glass with blood from the thermos.

The other man in the basement, the one human they had picked in the way here laughed.

- I never was. -he said between chuckles.

Then they all laughed.

- Written 27-01-17